LET'S TALK: AVOIDING SPOILERS CRASH COURSE

This is a very detailed crash course on how to avoid spoilers like a pro!

1. READ THE BOOK/SERIES AS FAST AS YOU HUMANELY CAN
Yes, I'm serious. If you have to spend an entire weekend to do so, you shall. Not reading will often result to a spoiler from some friends or random strangers talking about said book/series. Which leads to pro tip number two.

2. AVOID PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO SPOIL YOU

So in other words, you stay away from other readers of the book and continue on with pro tip number one. You'll never know what people can get out of their mouths accidentally.

3. DON'T GO CARRYING AROUND THE BOOK YOU'VE BEEN WAITING MONTHS FOR
Do not carry around books, this will attract attention from would-be spoiling people. They tend to talk when your back is turned but you'd still be close enough to hear the spoilers, so don't. Keep it in your bag and continue on with pro tip number one

4. YOU DO NOT, YOU CANNOT, AND YOU WILL NOT GO ON TUMBLR.
Tumblr is the powerhouse of all spoilers, when it's posted it gets reblogged and then some, for the whole entire world to see. Even if it's just a measly quote, you'd still end up on the floor crying because you've been spoiled.

Follow these tips for a safe, non-spoiled reading time that you will sure to enjoy. x